Twin Perks Espresso - Clackamas

Love the coffee love the beautiful ladies but i wish you gals would update who is where and when on your fb page only half of them are updated there i tried to look and see who is working in kalama this morning and no dice so i thought i would look back at previous friday mornings and nothing for the last month what gives i live 20 mins away in longview and there are only a couple ladies i will drive to Kalama in my deisel and pay 20 more than in town coffee for could you girls make it a point to update when you get there like clocking in at a job. I would come a lot more on certain days

In honor of National women’s day, I feel like it’s an appropriate time to leave this review for the strongest woman I know, Emily. Might as well call her Athena or Wonder Woman because that girl will make you the strongest coffee on this side of the Mississippi. I don’t know about you, but I like my coffee how I like my snow; white, iced, and full of joyous wonder. Haven’t tried white coffee before? Prepare your tongue for the third biggest experience of your life right behind finding Jesus or finding a four leave clover. Trust me I’m half a Italian and half French so I have a tongue like Gordan Ramsey. This woman will put a smile on your face with her lucky charm’s attitude and a smile in your tummy with her white coffee that’s oh so yummy! Unlike American politics, you won’t be disappointed.

Sweet lady made me an excellent drink fast and at a nice price!

99E in Canby- it's been a while since I stopped by (partly because I don't normally drink coffee), but I walk by here every morning on my way to work. Always have a decent line of cars. Last time I stopped the girl asked me what I wanted. I couldn't decide, so I told here to surprise me. I can't remember what she called it, but it was like drinking a delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Customer service here is also always great! Just wish it was open later on my way home.

Of course I love TPE! We custom roast our coffee in house and hire only the most beautiful young women, inside and out! What's not to love?