Osaka Cullman Hibachi Steakhouse

If you want quality food or even a decent atmosphere, go to rice and soy or Peking. The quality and quantity of the food at Osaka is poor and pitiful. Not to mention just plain inedible. We ordered calamari hibachi with white rice and the white rice tastes just how a dirty kitchen sink smells. The calamari smelled strongly of ammonia, and the one piece I did try tasted even more so of ammonia. Not to mention the texture is most definitely not calamari. I’m not sure what it is, but it is a mysterious disappointment.I’m so disgusted and disappointed with this place and consider this restaurant to be high risk.Next, the 3 people standing in the front who eventually took our order were just hanging out talking for a bit before asking what we would like to eat, and when I asked if we could do half fried rice and half white, it was a no can do. How is it that hard to do half and half??? Any other similar restaurant such as Panda Express, Pekíng or rice and soy will do this for me.. even a mall food court restaurant!! Unbelievable. After putting my order in and noticing that the 3 people working the front were hanging out while 2 guys behind them cooked our food, I genuinely felt bad as there was clearly plenty of work to be done. This place is rough!! The tables were all dirty, there were line divider polls fallen over by the soda fountain, the floor looks like it’d not been swept or mopped in 6 months, the rug in front of the soda machine desperately needs to be replaced or at the very least vacuumed or swept. The curtain leading to the hallway with the bathrooms has clearly never been cleaned, and both bathrooms were nasty. My partner and I each took a look in the respect restrooms and noped right out of there. It was nice that they gave us as much sauce as we wanted, but it’s not even worth giving away. The yum yum sauce has faint notes of cleaner and dirty water, and the spicy mayo is the farthest thing from spicy ever. Just odd greasy flavor that actually hurt my stomach.I’ve genuinely never been more disappointed in a food establishment and I have pretty darn low standards.

Completely uncensored rap music. I have to explain so many things to my kids now...

Hands down the worst lobster I've ever had. It was so over cooked that it was tougher than rubber. Way overpriced also. Payed $16 for 7 bite size

I was not expecting this level of quality from a fast food chain. It was *delicious*.

The food was very good. First for dinner, will be back.