The Chicken Coup - Capac

If you are lucky enough to get reservations and you have the right kind of credit you 'll agree that this is one of Capic 's best hidden treasures. This fantastic little gem is conveniently located in the middle of God 's country. Just a short drive south and you can find yourself in the middle of Big City drive by 's, Gang Land shoot outs or good ol ' fashion Crack Whores . However if your more conformable with goat roaping, cow tipping and those wide open spaces that 's conducive to a Shine Still, Meth Lab or Rape Shed then head North to the Glacial scraping or emence flat lands of the thumb. No matter what your pleasure, Paul is the areas primmer Concierge. Ready to make sure that your stay is enjoyable and relaxing, even if that means ruining his own liver for your pleasure. You can come to the chicken coup hungry but if Chef Brenda (pronounced BREeNDAaah! Is there, you should plan on a severe case of the meat sweats and most likely a mild food coma. Be prepared to leave this quaint B&B (beer and bilards with sore muscles from laughing, smiling or the knock that **** off you dumb ass beating that Paul will dish out if your a dip **** who cannot handle their booze. Either way, you 'll be looking for an excuse to return to the Chicken Coup.