Chic-o-land - Cheshire West and Chester

The last two times I’ve ordered from Chic-o-land i have clearly stated NO MAYONNAISE in the comment section. On both occasions my chicken burgers arrived smothered in mayonnaise. Unfortunately I will never use them again due to their failure to read get the order correct

It is often pondered by the greatest of philosophers and respected academics alike, what is the meaning of life? For some, meaning is love and acceptance through family and friends. For others, money and success are the determining factors in this answer. However, I offer a fresh perspective on this meaning, one that I think is a valuable to others. That is, chico land. Its juicy and tender chicken alone is enough to send any man into a complete state of euphoria. With every bite, a new experience of flavour and feelings are brought on. This explosive group of tastes are then accompanied by potatoe chips, which are cooked to perfection. Chico land, Chico land, I pray to you my eternal saviour. My deity. My, protector… Chicken could be less salty though.

I ordered from them and the order never arrived. I was waiting patiently by the door for 30 mins because I have autism and like to be prepared and diltch, nada, nothing. No phone call or front door lights turning on, no man or woman or person in sight. So I called up to have abuse from someone on the phone telling me to take it up with Uber even though there was no knock and no one arrived. I explained this for the man to get angry and blame me instead of blaming the lazy driver for not getting out of his car or actually making a phone call. They then proceed to say the order has been delivered. I am angry so I am writing this because I’m a peace and love kinda guy. To chic o land. I don’t like you anymore.

Where to even start… this place is a mockery of the many fine establishments that serve fried goods (like a naughty onion baji) in the Chester and Cheshire West district. I personally went for an endeavour of the 5 piece wing box and I have three words for you, and I quote: “Grease, Grease, GREASE.” It is an absolute abomination of a culnary culture, especially when considering that there are such great and established restaurants nearby such as “Gates of India”. The chicken burgers will leave your behind feeling as raw as a visit to the Jim’ll Fix It set. Absolute joke. And don’t get me started on the tapeworm nightmares I personally experienced from this Land o’ Chics. Truly awful

The portion of fries with cheese was generous and tasty. However, the chicken kebab was disappointing for the price - it was a small portion, possibly only half a breast, for £8. Overall, not impressed.