The Crawfish Patio - Conroe

This is the WORST place to eat crawfish. The crawfish is not authentic creole crawfish. This place put hot sauce on the seafood. There prices are not accurate and do not reflect the website. Management and employment are not on the same page when it comes to pricing. DO NOT! I MEAN DO NOT EAT HERE!

My spouse saw this establishment on a Facebook ad and decided to have us all try it out. While on the way, I decided to call just to ensure this place was in fact open, yet no one answered the phone or Facebook messages. I tried calling a couple of their other locations, and received an error tone when calling. Nonetheless, while it was a drive, it was a rather scenic one which made it seem less than a bit over an hour.Upon arrival, we were only the second family there, so we were naturally a bit uneasy. No one greeted us or asked where we wanted to sit, so we figured it was seat ourselves . Also upon entering, one of the waitresses was swatting flies against the wall that was a tad concerning.A bit after sitting down, our waitress came to obtain our drink orders. Upon receipt of drinks, we then ordered our main course and two appetizers Cajun fries and fried pickles. Both appetizers were extremely small, especially the fried pickles. The pickles were $6.99 and the fries were $3.99.The seafood platter was rather tasty, but before you knew it, the flies were all over our food and drinks. It was rather annoying (and gross) to keep swatting flies while trying to eat. Nonetheless, the platter was seasoned well and overall decent. I asked for the snow crab openers (or something to assist with opening up the tougher areas), but they said they didn 't have any since they 're always being stolen; they didn 't even have a sturdy fork to provide me with (only plastic).The customer service wasn 't all that great and the flies were quite annoying. The serving sizes for the price paid for the appetizers was a bit of a downfall as well. Other than these issues, it was a decent experience.

My goodness this food is over the moon. I’m in love with this place. It’s so relaxing and peaceful. I’ll definitely be coming back on the regular for the delicious crawfish!

Best crawfish around this area. Usally it takes a while to get your order so be patient. BYOB.

I can't give them 5. One star out for service. Service was poor. Waiter was not present and not attentive. I had to get up a few times to ask for stuff. One star out for food taste. OVERRATED. I was invited, I would not go again though. The only good thing was fried shrimp but still the batter contained too much spices. Kids meal was mediocre. Fish was over spiced with salty and peppery mix. Not good! Playground, which I can't call it a playground has broken bouncy house. Kids can injury themselves easily, it's called for troubles. Kids were running next to us, throwing ball next to my baby. Not safe. I was ready to leave and not come back. One star to support local business. Otherwise I only would give 2 stars.