Lala Lasagneria - Jordaan

Fake reviews! It’s not a cafe there’s no place to sit, it’s not cozy. Lasagna normal one was not great, tastes like it’s from Lidl. Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: €20–30 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1

I think most positive reviews for this place are fake. If you just try to read them, you will immediately see. A bunch of people with closed accounts posting on the same day writing roughly the same words. I almost never write bad reviews, but this one is a bit of an exception. One thing you have to understand about this place is that it is not a restaurant. It's a dark kitchen serving mainly delivery services for like 7-8 different brand names, all under one roof. Unfortunately for you, you cannot use this roof to cover yourself from the rain. The two chairs inside were occupied by uber eats riders, and wouldn't fit us anyway. There are no sitting spots and no service whatsoever. There was one tired dude who was packing lasagnas into paper bags which took surprisingly long (around 20 minutes) for the kind of operation the people were running here. The lasagnas themselves (we took 3 different ones) were all very mid. Mine was overly salty, the vegetarian one was just strange. In all honesty, they tasted like the frozen ones you get from Lidl for €2.5, but they were around €15 here. Also, the only drink options were sugary sodas. What I think this place really is, is a hustle. I think guys buy frozen lasagnas off of a wholeseller, heat them up and sell to you with huge markup from the counter while using fake reviews to put it on the map. I wish I was wrong, would be more than happy to be proven so. In any case, the food is weak here and you can't even sit. So, as of now, I definitely recommend to find another place.

Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Very tasty food Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: €10–20 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Good food, good delivery Service: Delivery Meal type: Dinner Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5