Simon And Joe's - Las Vegas

The place is depressing do not eat inside. It looks disgusting take it to go the Pizza is eh pretty depressing pizza Also they don’t really put work in the service is really bad.

I am not generally a picky person when it comes to food or restaurants, but I will not be returning to this one or giving them my business on the future. First of all the inside of the restaurant is dark, quiet, worn down and embarrassing!!! I am horrified that people could think this is what a kosher restaurant looks like. Have some pride in your place! Secondly I ordered the burrito, and actually went there just to get it. I was told it would take 25 minutes to make it, but decided to wait. The burrito was $18!!! And is described as…”Flour tortilla stuffed with Cheddar cheese, retried beans, onions, fresh lettuce, tomatoes and avocado, served with pico de gallo on the side.”Ok guys…. For $18 you expect a giant burrito the kind that you take half home, right? This thing was tiny, wimpy had tons of (mozzarella) cheese, a few black beans, diced tomatoes and LETTUCE COOKED IN THE OVEN. It was wilted and disgusting. And it was served with jarred salsa on the side and a guacamole cup (not even taken out of the cup)I encourage the owner to read all of these negative reviews and take them seriously to make some changes or I suspect your restaurant won’t be open much longer. I will caution anyone I know visiting vegas to avoid this place altogether.

Shitiest place on earth and takes one hour to order and they have nothing that’s in the menu.Whatever you ask for they don’t haveThis is literally the worst place I’ve been in my life it’s not a restorative is a place with one fat dude that dose nothing.

So so so yummy!All the food was super fresh. We ate out a lot, no one beats this place

Way too quiet and depressing.Eggs were very bland.The omelet was delicious, the only good thing about it all.