Cafe Loco - Manchester

Eating a Locos kebab is like eating the shaved labia of the staff's daughters. They saved it for punishment and we eat it for punishment. Salad not in sight, you must eat the food like a dog directly out the box with your mouth because eating this food makes you an animal. I must have been too drink the first time because it was ok. Second time was like being on a plane in 9/11. No amount of cheap chilli sauce can cover up shaved daughter labia and shame. Anyway I'll probably go back because I live nearby.

The worst kebabs I have ever experienced. I am not sure how you could produce such bad kebabs. They only had lettuce and it was brown on the edges. Fingers crossed they stay down

Myself and a friend ordered from here after a night in Manchester. Words don’t describe the state of the food served. I ordered a kebab which was cold, disgusting and just simply awful. My friend ordered a mixed kebab but I think the only thing he got was mixed feelings and signals from his stomach. Wouldn’t recommend at all. Yuck

Fuming. It said it closed at 4:30 am. I walk 2 miles to get there at 4:15 and it was closed. Just fancied a kebab and ruined my night.

The worst doner I’ve ever had. Staff didn’t know what the hell they were doing! No idea who ordered what in what order!Kebab was awful, even worse in the aftermath… horrible, just horrible. Bring back the hacienda days!