Neptune Submarine Sandwiches

Used to go to the Subway near 63rd and Western for a sandwich every now and then— until my pal Fitz told me he saw a sewer rat the size of a corgi hanging out by their front door. Now when I want a sandwich, I go to Neptune's. I had driven by this place for years when I'd hit the massage parlors up and down Classen, but never made it in the door. When Fitz broke the news about Subway, I was desperate to find a speedy, fresh, and affordable sandwich shop. Tried Jersey Mike's, but they play up the "we're Italian" thing way to much. Tried Jimmy John's, but was a little heavy on the bread and mayonnaise. Tried City Bites, but it was too expensive and left me hungry. Tried Panera and it was just full of rich folks. Tried Quizno's, and that's about as close as I've felt to death since my heroin days. When I walked into Neptune's, my first impression was the amazing prices on the menu. I had been frequenting all the sandwich chains thinking they would be the most affordable, but boy was I wrong. You can get a whole turkey sub for $6.99 at 'Tune's! They have tons of sandwich choices, and even some extras like corn dogs, hot dogs, and Frito pies. Best thing about the sandwiches is that an extra $0.60 will get you double meat and cheese. If you are really hungry, you can't beat the Torpedo sandwich with double meat and cheese. This monster has turkey, ham, roast beef, and, salami piled high— it's a God damned meat fest. Also, FYI: THEY HAVE A DRIVE-THRU LINE! So take my word for it— corporate rat-trap Subway and get on over to Neptune's for a sandwich. You're gut won't be sorry, and your billfold will thank you.

Used to go to the Subway near 63rd and Western for a sandwich every now and then— until my pal Fitz told me he saw a sewer rat the size of a corgi hanging out by their front door. Now when I want a sandwich, I go to Neptune's. I had driven by this place for years when I'd hit the massage parlors up and down Classen, but never made it in the door. When Fitz broke the news about Subway, I was desperate to find a speedy, fresh, and affordable sandwich shop. Tried Jersey Mike's, but they play up the "we're Italian" thing way to much. Tried Jimmy John's, but was a little heavy on the bread and mayonnaise. Tried City Bites, but it was too expensive and left me hungry. Tried Panera and it was just full of rich folks. Tried Quizno's, and that's about as close as I've felt to death since my heroin days. When I walked into Neptune's, my first impression was the amazing prices on the menu. I had been frequenting all the sandwich chains thinking they would be the... read more

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I drive past this place everyday on my way to work and finally stopped in.  Oh My God why didn't I try this place sooner.  They have a fan for life.  I crave this place above all other sub places.  Its kinda out of the way for me to get here on my only day off but sometimes I stop on the way home and grab a sandwich.  The bread is to die for.  I've never had a bad sandwich yet.

We went in a week ago, and it was great.  This wasn't my first time in - I used to eat there a lot when I was a college student at OCU almost 30 years ago.  I loved it then, and I still love the place now.  The menu hasn't changed much, but why "fix" what isn't broken?  Good food, good portions, friendly staff, prices that are still comparable to what they were (accounting for inflation) back when I was a student.