Dora’s Takeaway - Swords

I can honestly say this is the worst takeaway I’ve ordered from. Ordered through just eat , I used the current location setting for address , as I always do , and it came up a address that is 1.3km away , only released this after I paid for it , this has never happened before , causing delivery driver difficulty, eventually after exactly 1 hour , our food arrived , we only ordered 1 pizza , 1 burger and 1 bag of chips , the pizza was burnt to a crisp and the rest of the food absolutely frozen . The delivery driver was absolutely extremely rude and abrupt regarding the address mix up , Which I did apologise for . This is absolutely disgraceful service absolutely never again , if I could give 0 stars , I absolutely would Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: €30–40 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1

Just got a smoked cod and chips up there today. Worst smoked cod I've ever eaten. The cod must have been caught last year. No smoked flavour off it either. I had to bin it. The chips were so white and undercooked, I had to deep fry them when I got home. Worst slops I ever got in a chipper. Never going back. Meal type: Dinner Price per person: €20–30 Food: 1 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 3

Chicken kebab mostly delish, got fish 1 night for a few of us, what a waste of money, and boy was it pricy, it was nothing short of rank, pile of batter and fish was just not nice. Staff are friendly, maybe I got unlucky with the fish, it happens, but this place isn't cheap for a poxy chipper, 2.60 for a garlic dip.... Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: €20–30 Food: 3 Service: 3

The best fish and chips in Swords by a mile, served by the most friendly staff. Price per person: €1–10 Food: 5 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 5

Acused my cousin for throwing milk at their window when it was a bunch of 10 year olds she’s never met in her life. They then started speaking angrily to each other in another language and threatened to throw milk at them? They were saying that it was her friends when their not even her age this is disgraceful and made her not want to come here again. She just wanted a pizza not trauma. Service: Take out Meal type: Dinner Price per person: €10–20 Food: 1 Service: 1 Atmosphere: 1