Excelsior Cafe - TUMUT

Had coffee and flake cake....both were great. service was okay.

Coffee cold weak so small hamburger uck milkshake also small will never go there again

Chips were so over boiled that they were brown and crispy, burgers were bland, beet root and tomate were on the floor so that it was soggy when I got it home. only came here because the other one seems not open Monday, will not be back.

Can definitely back Andrew up on the kebabs, great tasting beef with a nice mixture with the lot... Didn't try the orange juice but my beverage came un spoilt...

See the photo of the Piazza D 'Oro screen outside Phoenix Cafe? I tethered GK, our JRT Meerkat cross to this thing whilst Keeno and I waited for my chicken kebab and Keeno 's orange juice. I had stopped in for a kebab earlier in the week because Tumut Golf Club couldn 't feed us and I was about to drop dead from malnutrition. Great kebabs, really great kebabs and the next time I was in town I wanted another one so I could try the chilli sauce version. Proper Lebanese food in Tumut! A **** miracle. I didn 't see anyone using the hookahs in the front window but this is Tumut where the most exciting thing that happens all year is the 'Festival of the Falling Leaf ' and the bi annual Palindromic Towns competition which Tumut always wins. Anyway GK fixed the lack of entertainment ...and how. Keeno 's orange juice is finally brought out and the first thing she does is knocks it onto the ground where of course it virtually explodes in a shower of glass. GK thinks the end of the world has come and takes off. GK can really shift and, with a massive black monster following right behind her (she was towing the sign), she really stepped on the gas but as fast as she went her bête noire kept up with her. Keeno is now terrified she will run onto the road and wails a shriek of unmistakeable blind panic, and gives chase which only serves to spur GK on and bring out all the good Burghers of Tumut, and some of lesser value. So one of the spectators goes to stop GK from her attempt on the dog land speed record and so she runs between two parked cars which has the effect on the sign that a water skier experiences when the boat turns. Its called a whip, and now the sign is traveliing at warp speed straight for our own car. Someone, I didn 't see who because I was reluctant to abandon my kebab, stopped her finally and Keeno was literally given an ovation by the townfolk of Tumut. One wiseacre told me that for $50 he would stay schtum about the ding on the car. I had to tell him it was mine. No, he didn 't think that was funny...at all...much. Great kebabs, I 'd steer clear of the orange juice though.