The Brew Haha - Watertown

Heart Stopper had me wanting more. They definitely know what they are doing for an amazing breakfast.

You know, folks, I called up this joint named Brew Ha Ha – which, by the way, sounds like a rejected comedy club name – and asked them a simple question: 'Do I need to be wrapped up in a metal box on wheels to get service? ' The fella on the other end says, 'No. ' Okay, fair enough. So I check out their Google ad and it claims they 've got both dine-in and drive-through. I 'm thinking, 'Great! I live just a hop, skip, and a jump away. Why would I drive 75 feet? What am I? An astronaut? 'Now, I decided to walk over, even though Mother Nature was doing her best impersonation of a waterfall. But here 's the kicker: the guy at Brew Ha Ha tells me I 've got to wait behind a parade of cars. Seriously? I 'm out here, dodging raindrops and car fumes, thinking about the irony of walking to a DRIVE-through. And all I wanted was a plain cup of joe – no frills, no sugar. Is that too much to ask? Instead of a warm welcome, I got a lungful of exhaust and a lesson in absurdity. And they call it 'Brew Ha Ha '? More like 'Brew Uh-oh ' if you ask me.

Are you expecting a hot, fresh bagel when they first open?Well, I didn't expect a refrigerated bagel 20 minutes after they opened. You'd think I wouldn't have to ask for a toasted bagel, to get an at least, warm bagel. Also, aren't we in New York? What's up with the lack of smear??

For one the prices don 't match what 's on the board 3.25 for a bagel with cream cheese, came out to 16.50 for 4, total should of been a little over 14 including tax. The drive thru area is completely destroyed, I have car that sits low to the ground and driving around the amount potholes scraped the car. The food is mediocre at best, but they refrigerate their bagels, odd. I don 't mind a lot or little cream cheese on my bagels, but there was barely any spread on any of them. Due to food sensitivities I wanted to know what kind of orange juice they had and all they could give me was original OJ, whatever that means. Just go some where else.

Great prices and really really great Bagels. Will absolutely be returning!