Friar Tuck Cafe - Wiltshire

Myself, Bernard, Wolfy, Brian, County, and Froghead visited here for our weekly financial meeting with coincides with are buy sell Warhammer company. Haven’t been here for years, and I won’t be going back again for years. Honestly the whole Experiance can only be described as ‘depressing’ Miserable staff and Miserable food!!! if you can’t be arsed just don’t bother. The young lad who is front of house or on the till, looked stoned out of his head and clearly isn’t a people person, might be an idea to hide him out the back somewhere if I was you. The food itself was just dire!!! must be the smallest worst burnt sausage I’ve ever seen in the life! Beans cold!! Egg was just mess! And the bacon was basically a lump of fat! The fried bread that I was looking forward to the most could have been used as weapon to kill somebody. Toast was ok though. All in all it left is depressed and hungry!!! As some food was inedible. And as mentioned previously! The place needs a god dam clean!!!! even went for a poo and got caught short as there was no big roll!!

Stay well clear, terrible service. Tables and seating looking like they hadn't been cleaned in months. As for the food, what can I say sausages well over done, hash browns, looked and tasted as though they had been soaked in oil. As for the coffee's we had ordered, we had to remind them about them, and when they arrived they tasted like dirty water. We will not be coming back here.

We made a list of the UK's most interesting cafe's to visit, while on Lockdown, and this cafe, as well as the others in the chain, made this list. It has a classic menu of full English breakfasts and more! No fancy coffees, just coffee! And we loved it! Terrific little cafe. VERY retro, with unique style.

I am sorry to say this place has not improved. The cafe is in need of a diar refresh and update. This place used to be a gem but sadly no more. The food is expensive but poor quality. The only plus on my visit today was at least the place appears reasonably clean.

So sorry to have to write a negative review but this meal cost us 40 pound and it was very below par i am afraid. The bacon was tough and tasted strange and the eggs were over cooked and resembled the same texture as crumbly dirt. Our other meals were equally as bad. sorry but very over priced for very poor food.