Club Bourdela - Lusby

Was touched repeatedly here by a man with a beard for a face

5/5 won't go back, too many awesome dudes. Doggo loves pets.

I've had better... in fact I once had a boner that lasted two fortnights until it was slain by a snaligaster itself

Wow. This place is great. If I didn't live here I would probably only give it a two. Heard the soup is good. Haven't tried the Rockfish bites. Heard they are locally sourced. I've been drinking the water here and haven't died yet so there's that.

I also love here. Despite repeated sexual assaults while trying to sleep its been great. Try the brunch!