Cafe Calypso - San Clemente

We went to breakfast. Menu is limited, some 'damped eggs' options and bakery. Both Muffins and Scones were stale. $4.95 ea. Coffee was fine.

An icy latte ordered at the switch. They didn't use the espresso machine to make it. The waitress went into the fridge, poured out an old coffee from the refrigerator in a cup and filled it with milk. It tasted like an old coffee. Absolutely terrible.

I went with my family for breakfast and we ordered (babgel, side of bacon and eggs, and a cold sandwich) and waited an hour and the lady on the front said again and again to come? and swore my father and I, and we saw other full meals get and served after us then leave. After all, I went up and asked for my money back and she was hesitating to give it back and said it was my fault it took so long because I had?hot elements? (My side of scrambled eggs and bacon? and was so rude that we have our money back and forth. The main woman who runs it is terrible and so rude. I will never return there and would never recommend this place to everyone. If you want to be forgotten and made believe? Your fault, why it takes an hour to get a page of scrambled eggs. It's not worth it.

Unfortunately! We didn't have good experience when we was there last Sunday. We were big group of friends less 30 friends had lunch there. This will be our last time to eating there. They are not vegan friendly and staff not friendly also! Woman? Don't know she or he is owner or just a staff. She was ordering foods for us in the front desk was not friendly at all, and had attitude and not caring at all. she was really pushing and rushing to wanted done with ordering foods. my husband and I we were asked if we can add mushrooms to the veggie burrito and not have tomatoes and Bill papers? She was not wanting helping us at all, we still not finished and still wanted to thinking what we can ordering , she left us to take next client. She was kind rude! One of our friend's dish found a hair in it, she asked the same rude woman if she can change the same but new dish with out a hair in it? She was not happy to helping our friend and no apologize for have a hair in the food, and had bad attitude. We finished food and still there not leave yet, but, their staff started to clean up the tables and sweeping the floor, was little dusty. Feels was like they wanted us to leave! We were eating inside I was bit couple times by mosquitoes. Their foods just okay. Don't like have good quality and yummy foods. Really disappointed!

Everything was way overpriced, $7 for what tasted like watered down orange pulp. The food was bland beyond human perception, the eggs felt and tasted like wet packing peanuts. The outside patio was a mixture of annoying and horrible music with plastic flamingos stuck to every piece of vegetation. It was so bad that it made me write this review.