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When I was met from 2006 Honda Civics on the streets of Normal IL on a cold day, 7:38 A.M. October 21st 1993, I thought I would never feel my toes again. My left hipbone was found in the next city and my Medulla Oblongata was scattered. I was crowned in Lunker and found peace. The grape leaves, more exquisite than the finest ambrosia on the Olympus. The Bavarian beer battered Cod more refreshing than a cool sip of water in the Sahara. When I had my first repast at Lunkers after 7 months of agony and madness, I was immediately healed. All injuries I faded and was surrounded by a luminous aura. Angels singing at karaoke, and their golden and honed voices rose in my empty head and healed my brain damage. When I woke up and expected another day of despair and pain, I felt only enlightenment and peace. After 5 long years of eating only lunkers and sleeping on 4 bar tools, I decided to leave and pursue peace agreements with the Civics. I had thought why they might want to cripple me and leave me on the fine pavement of Normal Illinois for 6 months, 29 days, 3 hours, 48 minutes and 7 seconds, and was unable to rationalize why they would do such a terrible and evil thing, but I was ready to find it and make any changes necessary. How stupid and naive I was; what was completely stupid in my head, by entering my spiritual sanctuary, knew that my God had laid fate in the golden gates of this heavenly restaurant. Why should I leave Lunkers? My only holy and true friend of the world. When I stepped outside the holy floor of Lunker, I felt that all blood and other fluids flow away from my body. The citizens were waiting. They could not pierce the protective cover of Lunkern, because it was holy. It was her antithesis, her fate. When I became vulnerable and submissive, they quickly beat my instinctive guards and barriers. I was defeated in seconds when they led a perfect Civic Crush on my hull and immediately killed me. I'll write this to you, my children, from the 9th circle of hell. Never leave Lunkers because the one who protects you is a monumental insult that can only be repaid in karmic retribution.
Big burgers for lunch and taste great to boot. Great beer selection!
Very quiet and inconceivable bar. Consistent one of the best burgers I've ever had. Cheese cures should die. Fish sandwich is enormous and delicious. Fries are top notch. Beer is cold and affordable. Very recommended
Been twice and wasn 't disappointed, the claw machine is bomb. And the crowd has been great. Karaoke is great and fun. Thank you for being an awesome side bar (as I 've heard others reference it) I 'm not from here. Hence only being twice including tonight. The guy making it all happen (tonight) is really cool and really helped make the night worth it to me and my friends.